Quote from Tommy in Dick and Taxes
Dick: Okay. Now let's go over our return. You, young man. How could this family have lived for three years with no visible income? Tommy: We collected cans. Dick: How many cans? Tommy: 123,450 cans. Dick: And you didn't report that income? Tommy: The income was $6,217, which falls well below federal limits for filing. Dick: Your numbers don't add up! Tommy: We turned in 33% of those cans in Michigan where it's 5 cents a can, sir! Dick: Oh, yeah? In Michigan, eh? Harry: Where I was in a coma! Sir!