Leon: Dr. Solomon, I wouldn't normally ask this, but are you going to teach?
Dick: I've got too much on my mind.
Pitman: Like what?
Dick: Like women lewdly exposing themselves to prurient and lascivious shutterbugs. That's what.
Caryn: Oh, well, I know how you feel, Dr. Solomon, which is why we're staging a protest this Friday.
Dick: Oh, shut up, Caryn. This has nothing to do with your stupid little pep rally. This is about someone that I'm deeply involved with.
Pitman: Dr. Albright?
Dick: How did you know? Have you seen the pictures?
Bug: What, there are pictures of Dr. Albright?
Dick: There are no naked pictures!