Philip: Hi. Care for a complimentary facial from Orca Skin Care for Men?
Harry: I don't think I should.
Philip: Don't you deserve a little time-out for yourself?
Harry: No.
Philip: Come on. Sit down. Relax.
Harry: Ooh! Soft.
Philip: Thank you. [applies lotion to Harry's face]
Harry: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Philip: You really have great skin. You probably stay away from the sun.
Harry: Well, after almost crashing into it, you learn your lesson.