Sally: You're going to climb the utility pole and fix our phone line.
Harry: Well, I'll need a flashlight.
Sally: Don't worry. It's plenty bright with all that lightning.
Harry: Well, how do I get up there?
Sally: We've got that big metal ladder in the garage.
Tommy: Oh, wait. You can knock the box open with this metal golf club.
Sally: Good, Tommy.
Tommy: Oh, and you want to be safe. Wrap this chain around your waist and attach it to the power line in case you slip.
Harry: Prepare to be dazzled.