Quote from Mary in Dick is from Mars, Sally is from Venus
Mary: I once dated this chemistry professor, Dr. Abrams. Nina: Oh, god, she's starting with the A's. Mary: He invited me to portage lakes for a romantic weekend, and then just never showed up. Sally: Did you kill him? Mary: No, no. I don't believe in violence. Violence doesn't do you any good. However, a gas tank full of sugar and a flaming bag of dog poop will. Sally: And you take that orally?