Quote from Sally in Dick's First Birthday
Dick: Sally, how old are you? Sally: Well... whatever the perfect age is, I'm it. [chuckles] I mean, maybe I got stuck with being a woman, but at least I'm in my prime. Check out how firm this is, huh? [Dick slaps Sally's abdomen] You know, if I was a guy, I'd be all over me right now. Harry: If I was a guy, I would be, too.