Nina: I'm updating the office birthday list. When's your birthday?
Dick: Do I have to tell you?
Nina: What, are you pleading the fifth?
Dick: Uh, the fifth sounds fine. This month.
Nina: Ah, that's this Monday. How old will you be?
Dick: Why do I have to tell you a specific number? Are you keeping score?
Nina: Well, if you're going to get sensitive, never mind.
Dick: I just don't see why age is so important.
Nina: I've guess you've got a milestone creeping up on you.
Dick: No. No, that's my underwear.