Dick: Dr. Albright, I have a scientific proposition. I have hidden a $100 bill somewhere on my body. Find it and it's yours.
Mary: You're unbelievable.
Dick: I'll give you a hint - it's not in a pocket. Aren't you even going to try?
Mary: You're coming on to me.
Dick: I have no idea what that means.
Mary: It's all right. It's in my thesis. It's basic animal attraction. We all have the animal within. Some are one swing closer to the tree. I've see you preen and strut around the office. [applies lipstick] I admit... I like it.
Dick: Are you planning to do something important with your mouth tonight? Because you've painted it bright red.
Mary: This always happens. Dr. Erdman had a thing for me. Dr. Wallach, Dr. Zucker, Dr. Thomas, oh, the guy from Cornell who was here for a week. That was insane.
Dick: E-excuse me. I have a sudden urge to clean you. [grabs Mary's face and kisses her] [Mary slaps Dick and then grabs his face and kisses him] [Dick slaps Mary] [Mary slaps Dick] [Dick slaps Mary again]
Mary: Ooh!
[When Dick hears water running, he opens the shower curtain to find Harry standing in the bath tub fully-clothed]
Harry: [holding flashlight] Oh, Dr. Albright. I was just thinking of you.