Dick: Tommy? Tommy, I need you to run my lines with me. Here, you be Mary.
Tommy: "You will be inspired by our scenic campus."
Dick: Yes, they will, Mary. It's 22 acres of paradise.
Tommy: Wait. You're actually gonna say that?
Dick: Well, of course. Why not?
Tommy: 'Cause it's a lie. It's a 22-acre reclaimed uranium mine.
Dick: Well, it's a little radioactive, but isn't every college?