Dick: That's why this is going to be so hard to say, but, Anita I don't think I can marry you.
Anita: You can't?
Dick: No. Although I know it would be the gentlemanly thing to do. I- I'm just not ready.
Anita: Oh, Dick. I just got through a really messy divorce, and I don't want to get married. I don't even want a relationship. So this is pretty much it.
Dick: Oh. What are you saying?
Anita: This is pretty much it.
Dick: Really?
Anita: Well, you know- I- I hope that you're okay with this.
Dick: Okay? I'm Jim Dandy! I had no idea this sort of random coupling existed. Outside the animal kingdom. Tell me, are there a lot of women who feel the way you do, and do you happen to have their phone numbers?