Dick: Hello, Sally. How was your trip to the gynecologist?
Sally: Oh, it was great. I met these women, and they were so nice to me. Me, Dick! They were so warm and friendly and pregnant.
Dick: Pregnant?
Sally: They have their own lingo and special classes. They all dress alike and have this incredibly strong bond.
Dick: You know, they sound like a cult. It's too bad we can't infiltrate them.
Sally: Actually I already have.
Dick: You're not pregnant.
Sally: I'm faking it.
Dick: Oh. Smart thinking, Lieutenant. So, what month are you in?
Sally: Ooh, I don't know. 18?
Dick: You look great.