Quote from Dick in Moby Dick
Patty: Let's hear from our newest Fat-Loser. Dick: Hello. My name is Dick, and I'm a Fat-Loser. Mary: Sit down! Dick: No. I have a lot to say. But I don't want to bore you all with why I'm here. I want to tell you why Mary Albright is here. Mary: Dick! Dick: You see, we were lovers once, but that's all over now. And she pretends that she's okay with it, but she's not. And so she's been trying to replace me with other men. Men like Oscar Meyer, Ben & Jerry and the Pillsbury Doughboy!