Mary: What did you do to the Bernstein boy?
Sally: We worked him over. He gave it up. The perp is wally Taylor. All right. Come on, Tommy. We're through here.
Mary: Uh, there are no eggs on the outside of my house. They're all in here. Thank you so much.
Tommy: Ah, don't thank us.
Sally: Just doing our job, ma'am. Aah! Duck!
Mary: What?
[As Sally and Tommy duck, Mary is hits by eggs]
Sally: Oh, my God!
Tommy: So it wasn't the pope.
Sally: It was Batman all along.