Quote from Dick in Dick-in-law
Mary: Well, my parents and I have been talking since the little blowup in the hot tub, and I think we've made some progress.
Dick: Progress? Are they getting a divorce?
Mary: Divorce? They've been married for 46 years.
Dick: Yes, but 46 horrible years.
Mary: Well, sure they've had their ups and downs, but it's only made them stronger. That's what marriage is.
Dick: Oh, my God, they've brainwashed you. Now you're one of them.