Dick: Hold it right there. There's going to be some changes around here, Harry. From now on, your desk will be your girlfriend. Her name will be Lucille. She will be the only woman in your life.
Harry: Dick, I don't like you like this.
Dick: I don't want you to like me because liking leads to loving, and loving leads to reproduction , and nobody reproduces with me! Understood?
Harry: Yes, sir.
Dick: Now get some sleep. Starting tomorrow, I'm going to whip you into shape.
Harry: Okay, but don't touch the face 'cause I'm a pretty man.