Mary: Well, you just don't understand. I've worked hard to be taken seriously. There was a time when I had a reputation.
Dick: For excellence?
Mary: Well, yes, but in a very specific category. When I was a young professor on the fast track, there were things that I did.
Dick: Well, what were you doing?
Mary: The Dean.
Dick: Is that like the Watusi?
Mary: Sometimes. There was this very prestigious job opening.
Dick: Did you get it?
Mary: No, I didn't get the job, but I did get a nickname. Dr. Mary Slutbunny.