Quote from Judith in Selfish Dick
Judith: Dr. Solomon, I'm Judith. I'm going to be sharing this office with you. Dick: Judith. Judith: This is my assistant. My brother, Roger. Dick: Roger. Roger: Please don't shake my hand. I've just washed it. Judith: Two rules. When I do not wish to be disturbed, I will place my nameplate face down on my desk. And in the morning, whoever arrives first will flip on the ionizer. Dick: You know, the woman who was previously in this office had no trouble with the level of ionization. Judith: Believe me, you will like me. Most people do.