Quote from Don in Assault with a Deadly Dick
Don: Now, what happened? Sally: The radio was stolen out of our rambler. Don: A.M. with those push buttons? Sally: Yes. Don: Those sick bastards! Fill out this form. Sally: Form? Then what happens? Don: I make a copy of it. Sally: And then? Don: Then on Thursday a girl comes in and files it. Paperwork. If I had my way, I'd be out in the streets putting the rats back in their holes. Sally: Well, Don, if I had a gun like that, I wouldn't be sitting behind a desk until I ran out of bullets.