Tommy: [sings] Whoa, this planet sucks Lord, it makes me wanna cry Yeah, I said this planet sucks Lord, it makes a poor boy wanna cry Anybody'd know we was leavin' Lord, I might just lay my head down and die
Dick: Tommy, what are you doing?
Tommy: Well, I'm Black now. I'm Black, and I got the blues.
Dick: You can't be Black. Nina is Black. And I get the impression from her they have strict rules about these things.
Tommy: [sings] Now I can't even be Black
Dick: Tommy, I command you to put that thing down.
Tommy: High commander starts bossin' Best believe you better jump...