Mary: I've never been kicked off a plane before.
Dick: Be grateful it was still on the ground.
Mary: You could have told me you were afraid to fly.
Dick: Only on airplanes.
Mary: Instead of a 45-minute flight, I have a seven-hour drive.
Dick: Don't worry. I've anticipated your needs, and I'm ready to fill the remaining six hours and 50 minutes with mirth and merriment. I brought Mad Libs. I need the name of someone in the room.
Mary: Dick.
Dick: Dick. [chuckles] This is funny already.