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Quote from Dick in Dick's First Birthday

Mary: Oh, I got you a birthday card.
Dick: Hmm. "Happy birthday. You look like a million dollars." Oh! "Old and wrinkled." What kind of a cruel hoax is this?
Mary: It's a Hallmark card.
Dick: A Hallmark of degradation! The first line lulled me into a false sense of security, then the second line ripped out my heart and slapped me across the face with it, awakening me to harsh reality.
Mary: It's an old joke!
Dick: For an old fool! Well, I want no part of it. I'm leaving, while I still have my dignity. [Dick's leather pants squeak as he walks out]

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