Quote from Sally in The Thing That Wouldn't Die: Part Two
Sally: Oh, my God, Don, please become a cop again. Don: No way. I'm not cut out for that life. I'm fragile. Sally: Don, you better sit down. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. You know how I've won every lumberjack competition I've ever been in without any previous lumberjacking experience? Don: Yeah? Sally: And remember that time I showed you how to make a cannon out of a coconut? Don: Yeah. Sally: Okay, well... [clears throat] I'm a highly trained security-and-weapons specialist. Don: You are? No. Sally: Oh, yes. [takes Don's gun apart and rebuilds it] Don: Oh, Sally! Any time I've taken my gun apart, I had to buy a new gun.