Quote from Dick in The Thing That Wouldn't Die: Part One
Mary: Aw, I can't believe I'm- If I told my mother I was dating an alien, it would kill her. Dick, let's call her. Dick: No! No, no, no, no! Mary, no! It's a secret. Mary: Oh, I'm sorry. I'm just so excited. I have so many questions. Dick: Well, go ahead. Mary: Did you build the pyramids? Dick: Only the one in Las Vegas. Mary: What about Easter Island? Dick: Easter Island was a practical joke that got out of hand. Mary: [laughs] I can't believe my boyfriend's an alien! Dick, on your planet, how do you do it? Dick: Well, it's... It's similar to Earth. Typically, you launch a protoplasm capsule into your partner's receptor port, and then wait for a an impact summary. Mary: Take me, spaceman!