Sally: Oh, come on, Dick. No alien would travel all the way across the universe just to boff Mary Albright.
Dick: Sally, that is so crass! I prefer to think that Liam is here to make sweet, gentle love to Mary.
Harry: That's nice.
Dick: That's even worse!
Sally: Dick, look, I'm just saying I'd be surprised if this wasn't a part of something much bigger.
Dick: You know, you may be right. I don't know what he's up to, but whatever it is, I won't have it! It's time for Dick Solomon to fight back! Right after one piece of blueberry pie. Who's with me?