Dick: Harry... all through our tumultuous existence on this planet, we have been enslaved by our negative emotions.
Harry: That's so true. I got to run.
Dick: Ah, no- Are you happy?
Harry: Yeah.
Dick: Really happy?
Harry: Yeah.
Dick: Really, really, really happy?
Harry: No.
Dick: With this book, we are going to master our emotions. No more ups and downs, only ups. From now on, the quest for perma-happiness must be our first and our only priority. Calm, calm, happy, happy.
Mrs. Dubcek: Okay, I paid to get that leak in the kitchen roof fixed. Now, one of you got to go up and paint the ceiling, or I'm keeping your security deposit.
Dick: Okay, Harry, you paint the ceiling. I'll get happy for both of us.