Quote from Sally in Dick Soup for the Soul
Tommy: Sally, this place has the best parties, the nicest girls, and some of the skankiest girls. Which is why the frat brothers are putting us through a series of tests... to make sure none of the weenie geeks get in. Sally: Oh, I see. So you're worried, 'cause you're a weenie geek. Tommy: No. I merely have some concerns that the frat selection process might not be scientific. I just wish I knew what the pledge master has planned. Sally: Tommy, you know, I might be able to help you here. As it happens, I'm not just a master of escape, but I am also a master of getting into places and... sneakily secret finding. Tommy: Infiltration. Sally: Thank you. Infiltration. Oh, yeah, you're not a geek.