Dick: Oh, what a wonderful wedding.
Sally: I laughed, I danced.
Harry: And I kicked some old maid butt.
Dick: I can't think of anything that would've made it more fun.
Sally: Being invited, maybe?
Dick: How was my toast?
Sally: Oh, good. Good. I guess you could've waited until the father of the bride finished his toast, but-
Dick: No, no, no. He was unfocused and sentimental.