Quote from Dick in My Mother, My Dick
Mary: I am in hell! Dick: Oh, my poor Mary, I can't stand to see you like this, all miserable and freckled with breadcrumbs. Mary: Oh. I dread these visits. It's psychological torture. I mean, this is the reason I was fat when I was a child. Food was my only friend. Dick: Well, it's good to see you two have stayed in touch.