Sally: Harry! You went walking in the rain in my new suede jacket?
Harry: Well, the guy on Channel 10 said it was gonna be sunny, and I'm experimenting with the buttons on the other side.
Sally: You jackass! Those idiots on TV can't predict the weather!
Dick: But they are very good with the lotto numbers.
Sally: Dick, this coat cost me 400 bucks. We're goin' down there. Someone's payin' for it.
Harry: Well, if you can that, then I'll go halvsies on your new blouse, 'cause that ran like a son of a gun.