Quote from Don in There's No Business Like Dick Business
Don: I'm Officer Don Orville. Over the past 20 years, I've studied self-defense at some of the top government agencies, developing simple yet effective combat techniques. Nina: Excuse me. Don: Yes? Nina: Does the small print on your shirt say "Federal Bikini Inspector"? Don: Yes. But for the record, this shirt was given to me after Spring Break '81, and I did earn it.