Sally: Hey, what's with all the cars?
Tommy: The Rutherford Garlic Festival is this weekend. Dubcek's chargin' people $20 to park on her lawn.
Harry: Whoa. She charged me way more than that when I parked on her lawn.
Tommy: You didn't park on her lawn. You parked on her foot.
Sally: And she didn't charge you. She sued you.