Tommy: Hey, it's great to see you, man. Now I know that regaining our trust will be difficult. But I think that snaking the bathtub drain is a good place to start.
Harry: Is that how you greet all your guests?
Tommy: I'm sorry?
Harry: I'd like a room. I'm checkin' in.
Sally: What are you talking about?
Harry: I'd like a New York Times on my doorstep every morning, with the crossword puzzle already filled out. For breakfast, I'd like a small glass of juice. Whichever kind you're out of. And I'd like to start with a nice warm bath.
Tommy: There's absolutely no way you're getting a room here.
Harry: "Dear Crown Travel Guide, The Inn at Solomon House stinks!"
Sally: I'll show you to your room.