Sally: Okay, come on, Americans, let's get over here. Let's start with this thing. Um... blah blah blah... "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal--"
Tommy: Wait, wait, wait. What?
Sally: "That all men are created equal."
Tommy: We're all equal? Well, that's cool.
Sally: Yeah.
Tommy: So then for us to be the best Americans we can be, we need complete equality.
Sally: Yes. Yes. Yes. We need to share everything! The food, the land, the work.
Tommy: We'll commune together.
Sally: Exactly! All right. But first things first. Who's in charge?
Tommy: No one. That's the point. We're all equal.
Sally: Right. Good catch.