Quote from Dick in Why Dickie Can't Teach
Tommy: I guess there's not that big a difference. Dick: Well, I can think of one thing. Me. Tommy: I hadn't thought of that. Dick: You and I strolling arm in arm through the quad, swapping sandwiches at lunchtime. Oh, and you're always guaranteed a date for the homecoming dance. Tommy: The other kids will be so jealous. Dick: Yeah. Come on to work. I'll give you my own personal tour of the campus. Tommy: Can we hold hands? Dick: Sure.