‘Collect Call for Dick’
Season 4, Episode 4 - Aired October 21, 1998
After Dick gets a Fuzzy Buddy toy with his burger, he becomes addicted to collecting them all. Meanwhile, Tommy is forced to become the school mascot after the Coach notices he doesn't have any "pep".
Quote from Tommy
Principal Greschner: Tommy, pep is wonderful. But when it manifests itself in such a... violent way...
Tommy: Okay, all right, it's not me, all right? When I put on the owl suit, I become the owl, do you understand? Hootie did this.
Coach: You know, I could have taken Hootie, but he Pearl Harbored me.
Principal Greschner: You know, this school has something else to offer you. Something... Something besides spirit. Something called intensive psychological counseling. Does that sound like fun, Tommy? Tommy? Hootie? Can I talk to Tommy now?
Quote from Dick
Dick: [on the phone] Yeah, I got your number from a friend. He said you could help me out. I- I- I need a Roger the road frog. No! Not a mini one. I need a full-size Roger, damn it! Yeah, yeah, okay, I'll calm down. Where are you?
Quote from Mary
Nina: Dr. Solomon, you've got a problem.
Dick: A problem? I don't have any problem. So I collect now and then, it's no big deal. You collect, Mary. What about all those thimbles you got?
Mary: I have never missed work because of my thimbles.