Caryn: You know, Dr. Solomon, you seem to be carrying around so much baggage.
Dick: Well, you're not getting any of it, so get away from me!

Tommy: Oh, come on, Coach. My girlfriend's watching. This is not just my chance. This is your chance to be remembered as the beloved Coach Strickland and not as Coach Suckland. That wasn't mine.
Coach: Okay, Solomon, enough. I'll put you in. Just shut up.
Tommy: Thanks, Coach.
Coach: You know where player Hansen is?
Tommy: The guy whose neck is thicker than my waist?
Coach: Yeah, that's him. You go stop him from driving the lane.

Mary: All right, stop. Now you are a victim. You have lost all trust in humanity.
Dick: Oh, Mary. Sweet, little Mary. Do you actually believe that you can trust people?
Mary: Yes, I do.
Dick: Really? Do you trust me? [picks up can of whipped cream]
Mary: Of course I do.
Dick: And why not? You work with me. You see me every day. You know that I care about you. If you can't trust me, you can't trust anyone. Do you trust me? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Dick: Dr. Albright, thank you. You were so right. All I had to do was confront him.
Mary: And beat him senseless?
Dick: Oh, no, no, no, that was pure gravy.
Mary: Oh. You know, we never had that dinner. Care to join me?
Dick: Mmm, no, not tonight. I'm going to do something that I haven't done for quite awhile. Sleep. Of course, you're welcome to join me, if you like.
Mary: I'll pass.
Dick: Just being polite.

Dick: You know, I'm proud of us for coming out here tonight. Dr. Albright said a very wise thing. She said if you let fear drive you into hiding, then the criminals have won.
Tommy: Dick, there's someone behind us.
Sally: What do they look like?
Harry: 75, female, very frail.
Dick: What do we do, Lieutenant?
Sally: Knock her down and run for the car.
Tommy: What about the money?
Dick: We don't have time. Go!