3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
- Episodes
- Season 1
- Season 2
- Season 3
- Season 4
- Season 5
- 501 Episode I: The Baby Menace
- 502 Dick for Tat
- 503 The Fifth Solomon
- 504 Dial M for Dick
- 505 Dick and Tuck
- 506 Dick, Who's Coming to Dinner?
- 507 Sex and the Sally
- 508 Charitable Dick
- 509 The Loud Solomon Family: A Dickumentary
- 510 Gwen, Larry, Dick and Mary
- 511 Dick Puts the 'ID' in Cupid
- 512 The Big Giant Head Returns
- 513 Rutherford Beauty
- 514 This Little Dick Went to Market
- 515 Youth is Wasted on the Dick
- 516 Dick Strikes Out
- 517 Shall We Dick?
- 518 Dick and Harry Fall Down a Hole
- 519 Frankie Goes to Rutherford
- 520 Dick Solomon's Day Off
- 521 The Big Giant Head Returns Again Part 1
- 522 The Big Giant Head Returns Again Part 2
- Season 6
3rd Rock from the Sun

A group of aliens land on Earth and pose as an American family in Ohio as they study humankind.
Starring:
John Lithgow, Kristen Johnston, French Stewart, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Jane Curtin, Wayne Knight, Simbi Khali, Elmarie Wendel.
Recurring Actors:
Jan Hooks, Ian Lithgow, Ileen Getz, Ron West.
Original Run: 1996-2001.
Quote of the Day
Dick: Oh, my God, it's so little. I could just sit down and rest it right here on my, uh... Uh, thigh shelf.
Salesman: Uh, now, all you do to clear the screen-
Dick: Uh, that much I know. I have something similar to this at home. [shakes laptop]
Popular Quotes
Quote from Dick in Fear and Loathing in Rutherford
Strudwick: You know, it's funny. I used to bring these creamers home to Alissa. She'd have little tea parties with her stuffed animals. They grow up quick, don't they?
Dick: Yeah. I can remember when Tommy didn't even know how to wipe his own butt. Then he figured it out all on his own. And taught me.
Quote from Dick in Brains and Eggs
Mary: For future reference, I have a red Volvo.
Dick: [gasps] Please, Dr. Albright! We barely know each other.
Quote from Dick in Dick's First Birthday
Dick: I'm done. How do I look?
[Dick removes the hair cap to revealed his freshly-dyed jet black hair]
Sally: Um, Dick, um... Okay, if somebody were helping you with an experiment and things went awry and you became horribly disfigured, you wouldn't hold it against them, now would you?
Dick: Why? What happened?
Sally: Nothing. Destroy all the mirrors now!
Dick: No, no! I've got to see! [holds up a hand mirror] Oh, my God! I'm gorgeous!
Quote Collections
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“Incoming Message from the Big Giant Head”
A collection of quotes featuring transmissions to Harry from the Big Giant Head.
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