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3rd Rock from the Sun

3rd Rock from the Sun

A group of aliens land on Earth and pose as an American family in Ohio as they study humankind.

Starring: John Lithgow, Kristen Johnston, French Stewart, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Jane Curtin, Wayne Knight, Simbi Khali, Elmarie Wendel.
Recurring Actors: Jan Hooks, Ian Lithgow, Ileen Getz, Ron West.
Original Run: 1996-2001.

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Quote from Dick in Y2dicK

Dick: Oh, my God, it's so little. I could just sit down and rest it right here on my, uh... Uh, thigh shelf.
Salesman: Uh, now, all you do to clear the screen-
Dick: Uh, that much I know. I have something similar to this at home. [shakes laptop]

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