3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
- Episodes
- Season 1
- Season 2
- Season 3
- Season 4
- 401 Dr. Solomon's Traveling Alien Show
- 402 Power Mad Dick
- 403 Feelin' Albright
- 404 Collect Call for Dick
- 405 What's Love Got to Do, Got to Do with Dick?
- 406 I Am Dick Pentameter!
- 407 D3: Judgement Day
- 408 Indecent Dick
- 409 Happy New Dick!
- 410 Two-Faced Dick
- 411 Dick Solomon of the Indiana Solomons
- 412 Dick and Taxes
- 413 Sally Forth
- 414 Paranoid Dick
- 415 The House That Dick Built
- 416 Superstitious Dick
- 417 Y2dicK
- 418 Dick the Mouth Solomon
- 419 Citizen Solomon
- 420 Alien Hunter
- 421 Dick vs. Strudwick
- 422 Near Dick Experience
- 423 Dick's Big Giant Headache Part 1
- 424 Dick's Big Giant Headache Part 2
- Season 5
- Season 6
3rd Rock from the Sun

A group of aliens land on Earth and pose as an American family in Ohio as they study humankind.
Starring:
John Lithgow, Kristen Johnston, French Stewart, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Jane Curtin, Wayne Knight, Simbi Khali, Elmarie Wendel.
Recurring Actors:
Jan Hooks, Ian Lithgow, Ileen Getz, Ron West.
Original Run: 1996-2001.
Quote of the Day
Quote from Nina in Dick, Who's Coming to Dinner?
Nina: Oh, you have finally lost it!
Dick: Harsh medicine, I know, but it's what you need.
Nina: This job is what I need. This job pays for my health insurance, and I get to take free classes.
Dick: Nina, sweetheart, trust me. I know what's best for you.
Nina: You don't know what's best for me. You don't even know me. You think I'm some little helpless Black girl who can't make it in the world without the help of some enlightened White guy showing her the way.
Dick: And you say I don't know you.
Nina: Dr. Solomon, when I look at you, I don't see color. I see a jackass. Good night.
Popular Quotes
Quote from Dick in Fear and Loathing in Rutherford
Strudwick: You know, it's funny. I used to bring these creamers home to Alissa. She'd have little tea parties with her stuffed animals. They grow up quick, don't they?
Dick: Yeah. I can remember when Tommy didn't even know how to wipe his own butt. Then he figured it out all on his own. And taught me.
Quote from Dick in Brains and Eggs
Mary: For future reference, I have a red Volvo.
Dick: [gasps] Please, Dr. Albright! We barely know each other.
Quote from Harry in InDickscretion
Harry: Well, I'm going with ya. Because I, too, have a wanderlust inspired by a different book.
Tommy: You do?
Harry: Indeed. And one day far from here, you and I will point our fingers at that bespectacled man with the sock hat and proudly say, "There's Waldo!"
Tommy: Harry, Waldo's a fictional character.
Harry: Ah, then it will be that much sweeter... when we find him.
Quote Collections
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“Incoming Message from the Big Giant Head”
A collection of quotes featuring transmissions to Harry from the Big Giant Head.
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